This may be one of the best things ever :
"An Open Letter to Osama bin Laden: By Chevalier James R. Reese, Grand Prior of the United States
. . . This Knight Templar calls you a craven coward and an infidel. He calls you a murderer of the innocent, and a defiler of holy places. He calls you the favorite son of Satan, for you above all men on the earth have done your best to do Satan's bidding . . . I challenge you to meet me with scimitar or sword, to be pitted against myself and a holy sword consecrated to our Order-a sword that was forged to destroy evil. Here's the deal: if I win, Al Qaeda is disbanded-forever. If you win, then you can set the head of a Knight Templar on a pike outside your tent, and you can claim that you slew the chief of all Crusaders in the United States."
-courtesy the Pakistan Christian Post
Swear to fucking god. This, as well as the recent articles re: the erosion of the fourth amendment, both found by Lars of the Bells, Four of the Last Five Kings of Sweden.
And, in case anyone missed it back on April 1st, Google is looking for staffers for their lunar facility.